These amazing new pencils from the Whiskey River Soap Company are sure to make you smile ... unless you're offended by the truthiness of them ... ;)

Made in the USA, these standard no. 2 pencils are anything but ordinary and make a fantastic gift for others, or for yourself!

Not sure what sign you need, or the sign doesn't quite fit?  Check out the other funny pencils, also made by the same awesome company!